This No-Contact Jacket is nuts. I've never heard of something so crazy! The jacket is suppose to protect you from acts of violence. It's not just a normal jacket; you flip a switch on it and just below the surface it can generate 80,000 volts of electric pulses. It will cause some pain to the attacker so you can get away, but nothing long term.
What if you accidentally flip the switch when you are hugging someone? SHOCK!!!!
Check out their site: http://www.no-contact.com/
2 comments:
Does it protect you from ninjas? And is it available in a manly version that I could wear around Jack Bauer?
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Do all men loves ninjas?
I think this could be used as a jacket/defibrillator. You could pretend that you have the power to raise people from the dead, but really you would just be a paramedic...
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